Other Parody Magpie Songs (33)

Magpie Songs

Meadow Lane (Penny Lane) By Paul Berry (Big Apple Pie)

MEADOW LANE; THERE IS A PLAYER SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS
OF EV´RY KID IN LINE HE NEVER CAN SAY NO,
AND ALL THE PEOPLE THAT COME AND GO
STOP AND SAY "HELLO."

ON THE CORNER IS A W*NKER WITH A F****T SHIRT,
THE LITTLE CHILDREN LAUGH AT HIM BEHIND HIS BACK.
AND THE W*NKER NEVER WEARS A MAC
IN THE POURING RAIN, VERY STRANGE!

MEADOW LANE IS IN MY EARS AND IN MY EYES,
THERE BENEATH THE GREY NOTTINGHAM SKIES
I SIT AND MEANWHILE BACK

IN MEADOW LANE THERE IS A GROUNDSMAN CUTTING SHORT THE GRASS,
AND IN HIS POCKET IS A PORTRAIT OF THE TEAM
HE LIKES TO KEEP HIS LAWNMOWER CLEAN
IT'S A CLEAN MACHINE

AH -
AH -
AH -
AH-AH-AH-AH -

MEADOW LANE IS IN MY EARS AND IN MY EYES,
THERE BENEATH THE GREY NOTTINGHAM SKIES
I SIT AND MEANWHILE BACK..

BEHIND THE SIRREL STAND THERE STANDS A LITTLE ROUNDABOUT,
A QUIET BLOKE IS SELLING PROGRAMS FROM A SACK
AND THOUGH HE FEELS LIKE HE'S GETTING FAT
HE IS ANYWAY

MEADOW LANE: THE TURNSTILE CLICKS ANOTHER CUSTOMER,
WE SEE NATTY STANDING WAITING FOR A PIE
MR THORNHILL RUDELY PUSHES IN
AND FORGETS TO PAY, VERY STRANGE!

MEADOW LANE IS IN MY EARS AND IN MY EYES,
THERE BENEATH THE GREY NOTTINGHAM SKIES
I SIT AND MEANWHILE BACK.

MEADOW LANE IS IN MY EARS AND IN MY EYES,
THERE BENEATH THE GREY NOTTINGHAM SKIES
I SIT AND MEANWHILE BACK.

DownT'Lane ( Downtown) By Wendy Lewis (Petula Pie)

When you're alone and life is making you lonely
You can always go
Down t'Lane
When you've got worries, all the noise and the hurry
Seems to help I know
Down t'Lane

Just listen to the music as we chant a catchy ditty
Linger near the touchline where the subs are looking pretty
How can we lose...?
The players are brighter there
You can forget all your troubles forget all your cares
So go Down t'Lane
Things will be great when you're Down t'Lane
No finer place for sure
Down t'Lane
Great games are waiting for you...

Down t'Lane..
Donw t'Lane

Just hang around and let your mates all surround you
There are burger bars
Down t'Lane
Maybe you know some little places to go to
Where you park your cars
Down t'Lane

Just listen to the cheering as we roll opponents over
You'll be clapping with 'em too before the game is over
Happy again!!
The players are brighter there
You can forget all your troubles forget all your cares
So go Down t'Lane
Where all the seats are clean
Down t'Lane
Best place you've ever seen
Down t'Lane
We're gonna be all right now...

Down t'Lane..
Down t'Lane..

And we may get somebody yet to help us win promotion
Someone who is strong and true and causes a commotion
As we attack
So maybe we'll see you there
We can forget all our troubles forget all our cares
And go Down t'Lane
Things will be great when we're
Down t'Lane
Don't wait a minute more
Down t'Lane
Great games are waiting for you..
Down t'Lane
Down t'Lane
Yesterday By Nigel Nattrass (Natty)

Yesterday, all our troubles seemed so far away
Now the fat r*d plumber's here to stay
Oh I believed him yesterday

Suddenly, there's not half the hope there used to be
There's a shadow over Notts County
But I believed him yesterday

He said, "I must sell" we said "Well.... we'll find a buyer"
Now it's not for sale, and we know that he's a li...i...i...ar

Yesterday, we all listened to the FRP
And the puppet sitting on his knee
And we believed them yesterday.

Yes we believed them yesterday.

Notts County ( Tragedy) By Kevin Hack (Essex Pie)

Notts County!
When the money's gone and we can't win one,
Notts County!
When the plumber lies and we don't know why,
It's hard to bear,
with no transfers pending were goin' nowhere.....

Oh Lord ( Janis Joplin Oh Lord ) By Rudy Hulsman (Cannuck Pie)
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Oh Lord won't you buy me a Notts County Shirt?
My friends all got the red ones they make my eyes hurt.
Oh Lord won't you buy me a Notts County Shirt?
Oh Lord, oh Lord, oh Lord, oh Lord, oh Lord.

Oh Lord won't you buy me a Notts County scarf?
My friends all got the red ones they make me want to barf.
Oh Lord won't you buy me a Notts County scarf?
Oh Lord, oh Lord, oh Lord, oh Lord, oh Lord.

Oh Lord won't you buy me a Notts County kit?
My friends all got the red ones they all look like sh%t.
Oh Lord won't you buy me a Notts County kit?
Oh Lord, oh Lord, oh Lord, oh Lord, oh Lord.

Those Were the days ( Wendy Lewis )
Once upon a time there was a tavern   (called The Vat)
Where we used to raise a glass or two (..or three..or four..)
Remember how we laughed away the hours
And dreamed of all the great things Notts would do.

Those WERE the days, my friend.
We thought they'd never end.
We'd sit and chat for ever and a day.
We knew the team we'd choose,
We hoped they'd never lose
For we were sure success would come our way.

La.. la.. la... laa....  la la
La.. la...la .. laa..... la la
Those were the days
Oh yes, those were the days.

Then the other teams went rushing by us.
We lost our starry notions on the way.
If by chance I'd see you in the tavern
We'd smile at one another and we'd say:

These ARE the days, my friend
Our season's near the end
We sit and moan for ever and a day.
We know who Scott will choose,
We know we're bound to lose
And now we know success won't come our way.

La.. la.. la... laa....  la la
La.. la...la .. laa..... la la

Adelaide Pie (Julian )
Oasis Wonderwall.

today is going to be the day
that cas shows us his skill
right now
going to somehow
show us what he can do

So  may be
he's going to be the one
that takes me
to the top
of the crop
after all
he's our wonder boy

Six Foot Two Jimmy Willan ( Same tune )

Six foot two eyes of blue, you know who is after you

Na na na na na na na na

When he kicks my oh my , if he says jump you say how high

Na na na na na na na na

This Old Bus ( Tune This Old House ) Wendy Lewis

This old bus ain't got no windows - This old bus is full of glass

If I stand i'll burst me dockers (Doc Martens) - if i sit i'll cut me bum ?

We were coming back from Norwich - We were setting off for home

And a brick came through the window and hit Alec - On the dome

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Ain't gonna use this bus no longer - Ain't gonna use this bus no more

Ain't got time to fix the windows - Ain't got time to sweep the floor

Ain't got time to vac the seats out - Or to mend no window frame

Ain't gonna use this bus no longer - But they'll prob'ly brick the train

TO THE TUNE OF TIE A YELLOW RIBBON (Jimmy Willan)

Wer'e going to sing about our team

it's the greatest team that you have ever seen

They've just had they're training and now they're fully fit

Come on lads and get the ball and put it in the net

Chorus

Oh tie the magpie scarf round the old oak tree

It's the black and white scarf of Notts County

For black and whites the colour of our favourite you see

So come along and cheer them on wherever you may be

So tie the magpie scarf round the old oak tree

Supporters are we of Notts County

And meadow lanes the ground that you must see

For Notts are in the second and the team are having fun

So join the crowd and sing along and we'll go to division 1

Chorus

You'll always hear us cheering

For our favourite team - you see

so tie the magpie scarf round the old oak tree

21 Songs & Chants Compiled (by Jimmy Willan)

N-O-T-T-S-C-O-U-N-T-Y---- (repeat)------------- County!!! County !!! etc,etc,

We'll support you, we'll support you, we'll support you ever more, we'll support you ever more

Come on you tricky pies,come on you tricky pies, come on you tricky, on you tricky, on you tricky pies -------- ( repeat )

We love you County we do, we love you County we do, we love you County we do, oh County we love you

Nottm Nottm Nottm, Nottm Nottm Nottm,Nottm Nottm Nottm,Nottm Nottm

Up the Maggies, Up the Maggies -------- ( repeat )

Nice one Sirrel nice one son , nice one County, let's have another one ----------- ( repeat )

Eay Eay Eay oh, down to Meadow Lane we'll go, when the team is winning, this is what we'll sing, we are County, we are County, County are our Kings

Oh when the Notts, go marchin in, oh when the Notts go marchin in, I wanna be, in that number, when the Notts go marchin in

2 4 6 8 who do we appreciate --- Notts County -- Notts County ( repeat )

Those flags of are Black and white, Notts County are our Kings, come on you pies, come on you pies, you'll hear the Magpies sing, come on you pies, come on you pies Notts county are our Kings, those flags of mine are black and white you'll hear the Magpies sing

We're on the way to see Notts County, we're going down to Meadow Lane, and we'll really have to shout when Notts County's running out, cause Notts County are the greatest football team

Que sera sera whatever wil be will be, we're going to Notts County,que sera sera

We are County supporters through and through !!!, we are County supporters through and through!!!, we are County supporters, County supporters, County supporters through and through!!!

Who is the team that we adore (Notts County), what do we say when County score (the Magpies), who is the team that plays at Meadow Lane, Notts County is the name, winning ev'ry game, what do we shout when County play (up the maggies), support them home and away (we do ), who is the team that we love to --oo, Notts County oh we are backing you

Come on and cheer again,for we are here again, we're gonna to sing a County, sing a County song, we're goin to score again, with ev'ryone again, so we are sure again, we're goin to win today

Who are the boys of the County,they're known as the Magpies by all, let's go down the lane and we'll give them a cheer, while they play the game of football. The Magpies,the Magpies we'll give them a cheer once again,again,The Magpies,the Magpies, we'll give them a cheer once again

Sing your hearts out,sing your hearts out,sing your hearts out for the lads, sing your hearts out for the lads

Come on County give us a goal !! give us a goal !! give us a goal !!, come on County give us a goal!!, give us a goal right now

Meadow Lane is where we go, where we go, where we go,Meadow Lane is where we go to see Notts County play

Oh way oh way oh way oh way, County,County ( repeat )

I'm County till I die, I'm County till I die, I know I am, I'm sure I am, I'm County till I die

County!!! County !!! (repeat )

N-O-T-T-S-C-O-U-N-T-Y--------- N-O-T-T-S-C-O-U-N-T-Y------(repeat)

Tune: Son of my father

Ohohohoh Notts County

the only team to come from Nottingham

Ohohohoh Notts County

The Only team to come from Nottingham

Swing Low Sweet Chariot

Swing low sweet wheelbarrow

Comin for to carry me home

Swing low sweet wheelbarrow

Comin for to carry me home

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Abadoned wheelbarrows comin after me

Comin for to carry me home

Abandoned wheelbarrows comin after me

Comin for to carry me home